Studies show that science jokes are best served in a bar. Okay, bluffing.
This morning, I came across these and I must say, they are effective stress relievers.
- An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.” The infectious disease says, “Well you’re not a very good host.”
- Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve bacteria inthis bar.” The bacteria say, “But we work here, we’re staph.”
- A helium gas drifts into a bar . The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gases”. The helium didn’t react.
Dear Brian Malow, what is humor? :))